Bravo TV's Make Me a Supermodel

Make Me a Supermodel is my new favorite reality show and there are only two more episodes. I'm bummed!!!! But, it has been a great ride.

My two favorites contestants are below. They had a "bromance" on the show. Ben is straight. Ronnie is gay. They became best friends and allies in the competition. I'm hoping one of them becomes the winner!

I wish both Ben and Ronnie luck and will most definitely tune in to see who will be the next supermodel. Show your support for the show by downloading the epidoses on Amazon's Unboxed!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00125XI2Y/ref=pd_bbs_1?ie=UTF8&s=digital-video&qid=1206592109&sr=8-1

Kangaroo Mystery Solved!

As some of you may remember, a few days ago I had a dream about a purple kangaroo. While not a nightmare or a scary image, having a dream about a kangaroo (regardless of its color) is a bit disturbing. My good friend LudaKris came to the rescue with some handy, dandy dream interpretation from good ole Google. Here's what the dream means:

Depending on the details of the dream, dreaming about this interesting animal may have several different connotations. The kangaroo is a strong and powerful animal. It has huge feet that it uses for mobility and self-protection. Your dream may have to to with issues of strength, freedom to move, and grounding. Additionally, since we are all intrigued with a kangaroo's parenting style, this dream may be bringing up issues regarding your mother or your mothering. Superstition based dream interpretation books say that seeing a kangaroo in your dreams foretells unexpected and exciting trips.Purple may symbolize mystery and therefore represent, in psychological terms, deep intuition or awareness of some type as yet unexplored dimension of the self.

Interesting huh? As some may be aware, I am contemplating a move. Apparently, the subconscious was at work!

The OC is Flooded!

Largest flood that I can remember in my life time. Apparently, no one could get in or out of The OC yesterday. Both hotels have been closed and there is some flood damage to the West Baden Hotel.

Newest Man Crush...

The Becks. Need I say more? LOVE the BOD. Love the Style.

What Would Freud Say?

I had a dream that a purple kangaroo was in my bathtub. Odd...

Fate, She is a Biyatch!!!!

So, for all who know me they know two things about me:

1) As someone who HATES change, I've been through a lot in the last several months and there is more to come.

2) I'm also a lush.

I admit it. I like to drink. Late at night I like to have a few drinks to turn off all the thoughts, fears and anxiety that runs through my head. For those who are fans of Tennessee Williams' "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" it is much like the mechanical click of finding peace that Brick describes of his own drinking issues to Big Daddy.

Anyhoo, I'm currently pondering a big move. Leave my house, my friends, my family and move away. Now, I LOVE my home. Everything in it is just as I made it. I feel that it is a much a part of me as my reflection in the mirror. Perhaps, more so as smiles can be faked, but living room furniture is forever.

The moral of this post is that just a couple blocks away a liquor store went up overnight. It was one of those things that, when you see them, you shout out loud in excitement. If I was ever trapped in a blizzard I could snowshoe my way to this new, shiny liquor store to score my beloved Bicardi. I truly have everything I could want within arm's reach of my home with the completion of this final luxury. To me, my property value just sky rocketed even though the market is crashing!

Ah, Fate...she got me again.

All My Friends Say...

My good friend, Sugar Kane, came up with a handy dandy little survey. I filled it out for her so that her fan club of readers could get to know the true Sugar Kane as seen through my eyes as well as several of her other nearest and dearest. Again readers, if I had one word to describe her...BatShitCRAZY!!!!!!!!!! But I digress.

Below are two surveys about me. One response is from Sugar Kane herself...the other is from my friend, Daisy. Enjoy, as I sure did! Oh, and check out the pic of me at the bottom. Daisy is right, not everyone can pull off that look!!!! :o)

Response from Sugar Kane regarding Ninja with a Prada Clutch:
1. When I think of Brad the first thing that comes to mind is.... Paranoid
2. I will never forget the time Brad..... In preparation for a trip to NOLA, put Nair on his nipples and ended up burning the shit out of them.
3. Brad's biggest flaw is ...... His trick ankle
4. I envy Brad's..... Ability to slip in and out of reality so effortlessly. ?
5. My first impression of Brad was.... Damn, this kid can drink ?
6. I admire Brad's..... pride in his roots. ?
7. Brad is best described as.... Neurotic ?
8. Brad's singing sounds like.... ? A cat being strangled.
9. I can always count on Brad to..... Over react ?
10. I have no idea why Brad likes.... to fake that stupid ass southern accent ?
11. I find it really strange that Brad.....? Hasn't botoxed the big crease in his forehead.
12. Brad thinks he's really good at......but really isn't? Dancing
13. The meanest thing Brad ever did is..... He talks a big game but I honestly can't think of something mean he has done. ?
14. I really hate it when Brad..... Uses the word trotty ?
15. The biggest misconception about Brad is... He's always happy. ?
16. I was totally shocked when I found out Brad.... Didn't manscape, if you know what I mean ? 17. What most people don't know about Brad is..... he steals polo shirts from Wal-mart ?
18. Brad is the first person I would go to if..... I needed porn ?
19. Most people think Brad is a total asshole because.... They don't. He's super nice to everyone and then bitches about them to me. ?
20. Nothing makes Brad madder than..... being served a weak rum and coke. ?

Response from Daisy regarding Ninja with a Prada Clutch:
1. When I think of Brad the first thing that comes to mind is....? I'm Marion Coatsworth-Haye!!!
2. I will never forget the time Brad.....? almost killed me on 446
3. Brad's biggest flaw is ......? his inability to get rid of things...and constant need to buy new things
4. I envy Brad's.....? ability to wear the feather boa and cowboy hat combo...seriously it's a tough look to pull off
5. My first impression of Brad was....? that he was gayer than a box of birds
6. I admire Brad's.....? loyalty to his friends and their loyalty to him
7. Brad is best described as....? impatient
8. Brad's singing sounds like....? ummm...no comment
9. I can always count on Brad to.....? Have liquor available at all times
10. I have no idea why Brad likes....? to go to Wal-Mart at least once a day
11. I find it really strange that Brad.....? honestly believes he's dating Chad Allen
12. Brad thinks he's really good at......but really isn't? driving
13. The meanest thing Brad ever did is.....? nothing springs to mind...let me get back to you on this one
14. I really hate it when Brad.....? drinks tequila
15. The biggest misconception about Brad is...? that he hates people (except for kids, he really DOES hate them)
16. I was totally shocked when I found out Brad....? had nothing to do with the death of Heath Ledger
17. What most people don't know about Brad is.....? that he has an unnatural aversion to receiving mail
18. Brad is the first person I would go to if.....? I had breaking Britney news
19. Most people think Brad is a total asshole because....? who thinks Brad is an asshole??
20. Nothing makes Brad madder than.....? 3 words - some assembly required